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Sex Please, We're Sixty
Masquer’s Theater: 322 Main Ave E, Soap Lake, WA
Showtimes
7:30pm Friday & Saturday
March 9-10, 16-17, 23-24
Tickets: General $12, Seniors & Students $10
Opening Night Special $9
Rated: PG
Call for reservations.
Sex…? For Seniors? We usually don’t think of the golden years as being a time of quiet reflection, a time of sifting through one’s life and making sense of experiences that were confusing at the time they were being lived.
Thanks to libido enhancing drugs that is no longer necessarily true and especially at Rose Cottage Bed & Breakfast, a sweet little inn for seniors. Joanne Bracht directs this hilarious romp, and it features Dr. Dan Canfield as Bud, “Bud the Stud,” Davis.
Mrs. Stancliffe (Peggy Dubey) is the proprietress of the establishment. She is quite proper herself, but isn’t above capitalizing on the fact that Bud is a chick magnet for single, menopausal, vacationing women who make up the bulk of her clientele. She herself has been pursued for years by a kind and thoughful chemist, Henry Mitchell, played by Long.
The ladies who are currently enjoying the ambiance of this quaint establishment include Victoria Ambrose (Carol Boyce), a romance novelist who personal life seems to be lacking romance, Hillary Hudson (Madeline Reim) a friend of Henry’s, and Charmaine Beauregard (Deanne Edinger), a red hot Southern Mama who isn’t shy about her lusty ways.
This would sound like an ideal situation for Bud as long as he is well supplied with Viagra which he takes by the handfuls. In the meantime Henry, the chemist, has devised a drug called Venusia that is designed to increase libido in menopausal women. This is intended for Mrs. Stancliffe. Ironically though, the pills look identical to Viagra. Who knows what would happen if these two drugs were to get mixed up. If a man were to take Venusia or a woman to take Viagra, what would be the result? Find out on opening night for only $9.
